Reinventing Your Exit
I haven't had my period in 2 months exactly. Two. Months. Every day I cross my fingers and pray to the pro-choice, great and almighty Turtle/Fertility God that I'm not pregnant- or at least pregnant with something cool, make it a baby with two heads or extraordinary big feet. You know, something worth the hassle.
Another fucked up thing, I'm really PMSing. I have ALL of the symptoms- mood swings (especially the mood swings), cramps, all the shitty parts plus two more.
Great. I'm having seven problems right now, and the lack of blood is five of them.
Let's recall all my sexual encounters: .. I don't remember. But it's a good thing I have a blog, isn't it. I know I had sex after I got my period the last time. Victim was The Company, but I'm a hundred percent positive that we used a condom. I must admit that by then, I hadn't been on the Pill anymore. I do remember that he didn't get off inside me, though, so whatever, he's not it (and now PLEASE don't ask me about guys and condoms and not getting off- "boo hoo, that condom is too thick, bo-hoo-hoo", girls, make sure the condoms are tight, unless you really really really like blow jobs).
Then there was the Perfect Guy whom I've had in my fantasies. He was the best lover I've ever had and I'm sure he pushed some life into me. He would have, anyway, but as a matter of fact, it was only mental sex, so let's go on.
Uh-Oh. Permanent Crush. The car quickie. It's coming back to me right now. I wish he was still there so I could call and ask him, but he's cruising through the bays of Australia right now. And I'd freak him out anyway. I am positive about the presence of a rubber during the incident, but I wouldn't be so sure about how long it lasted being healthy (it was really an awkward situation and I could imagine it being torn apart while we were trying to settle the position. A car isn't always the best place to fuck, since he's all rough. He makes sure I'm wearing the "Just Got Beaten Up" look).
Anyway. I am in dire need of a pregnancy test, and I have one more month left for an abortion. Yee-haa.
Another fucked up thing, I'm really PMSing. I have ALL of the symptoms- mood swings (especially the mood swings), cramps, all the shitty parts plus two more.
Great. I'm having seven problems right now, and the lack of blood is five of them.
Let's recall all my sexual encounters: .. I don't remember. But it's a good thing I have a blog, isn't it. I know I had sex after I got my period the last time. Victim was The Company, but I'm a hundred percent positive that we used a condom. I must admit that by then, I hadn't been on the Pill anymore. I do remember that he didn't get off inside me, though, so whatever, he's not it (and now PLEASE don't ask me about guys and condoms and not getting off- "boo hoo, that condom is too thick, bo-hoo-hoo", girls, make sure the condoms are tight, unless you really really really like blow jobs).
Then there was the Perfect Guy whom I've had in my fantasies. He was the best lover I've ever had and I'm sure he pushed some life into me. He would have, anyway, but as a matter of fact, it was only mental sex, so let's go on.
Uh-Oh. Permanent Crush. The car quickie. It's coming back to me right now. I wish he was still there so I could call and ask him, but he's cruising through the bays of Australia right now. And I'd freak him out anyway. I am positive about the presence of a rubber during the incident, but I wouldn't be so sure about how long it lasted being healthy (it was really an awkward situation and I could imagine it being torn apart while we were trying to settle the position. A car isn't always the best place to fuck, since he's all rough. He makes sure I'm wearing the "Just Got Beaten Up" look).
Anyway. I am in dire need of a pregnancy test, and I have one more month left for an abortion. Yee-haa.
skysurfer - Aug 11, 14:46
interested reader (guest) - Aug 12, 15:11
congratulations
skysurfer - Aug 13, 01:45
say that again in 7 months!
J (guest) - Aug 13, 12:30
did you get one yet? or what...?
skysurfer - Aug 13, 13:08
No, I don't have enough money. I'm killing the alleged baby by drinking and smoking myself dead. I am of the opinion that pregnancy tests should be for free, anyway. Ten buck is a lot of money. And also I'm too scared to take it. I should really tell someone from around here.. they might help me kick my ass.
J (guest) - Aug 13, 22:28
*stern look*
hate to be the one not being light of this... but taking a test is the lesser of 2 evils.. scared of a test or scared of the wrath of your 'rents?!?
Let me kick your ass.. tell someone or there will be money coming in the mail!! *serious*
hate to be the one not being light of this... but taking a test is the lesser of 2 evils.. scared of a test or scared of the wrath of your 'rents?!?
Let me kick your ass.. tell someone or there will be money coming in the mail!! *serious*
b) I wasn't expecting any sex so soon- I was going to take a month off and then start again with a new Pill or at least something equally safe
c) It's a drag forcing myself to take it. I'm incredibly stupid and forget about it each day.