I heard a song today, it's called "London Bridge" and is from Fergie Ferg's debut solo (!) album. I'm happy they finally spared us the annoying primate look-a-likes from the rest of the Black Eyed Peas, but something told me just right then that I didn't want to live among such worthless beings anymore. I cite:

How come everytime you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London

Deep stuff there, man. Deep stuff. And you're still wondering why people commit suicide?