Haha, Dude!
One time, and one time only, I got the most awesome of all haircuts and I forgot to tip the man. I feel guilty until this day. Because coming out of a hair-dressers with a curly head of hair that could be a birds best dream, that is the most "put the bag over my head" type of moment. I'm just not letting it be short anymore, too many things go wrong... Like me cutting it myself. My Dad didn't like paying for that sort of thing, and I'd get so incredibly frustrated at that funky middle length stage, that I'd just do it myself. And of course I'm a perfectionist, so I'd try to get it even, and it'd get shorter and shorter, and SHORTER!
But that tan of yours... completely sexy... I followed it from your shoulders all the way down... and then I realized I was at the point of a possible visual violation.
One time, and one time only, I got the most awesome of all haircuts and I forgot to tip the man. I feel guilty until this day. Because coming out of a hair-dressers with a curly head of hair that could be a birds best dream, that is the most "put the bag over my head" type of moment. I'm just not letting it be short anymore, too many things go wrong... Like me cutting it myself. My Dad didn't like paying for that sort of thing, and I'd get so incredibly frustrated at that funky middle length stage, that I'd just do it myself. And of course I'm a perfectionist, so I'd try to get it even, and it'd get shorter and shorter, and SHORTER!
But that tan of yours... completely sexy... I followed it from your shoulders all the way down... and then I realized I was at the point of a possible visual violation.
I never cut it myself, though- I was too scared to fuck it up. But frankly, I would've done a far better job this time than the retard..