If people would listen to me, they'd know that I'm almost always right. They'd have a much better life because they'd just have to ask me, and I'd tell them what's the what. They'd just have to believe what I say, and usually, I'm right, and when I'm not then I always tell them that I'm not sure.

Instead I have to watch people ruining their lives over small crappy things that could've been avoided if they only believed one word I said.