I am on fucking vacation. Not only do I have the right, but also the duty to stay up all night and sleep in til afternoon. That's simply the rule of it.

And it's not as if that would bother anyone! I'm just sleeping. Just. Sleeping.

But every goddamn morning, my mother storms into my room and leaves my door open and the lights on, "GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT!". Or my father decides he really desperately needs to hoover the carpet.

And the most annoying thing? My friends. Dude! What the hell is going on, every morning someone calls to ask me what I'm up to. DUDE. ITS ONLY 10 AM. FUCK OFF. What's with them, are they some sort of Zombies?

So tomorrow's my last day of sleeping in, and I'm going to put headphones on, lock my room up, take out the lightbulbs and every phone's battery. I already sold the hoover on Ebay. I'm so going to sleep in until I wake up on my own. And if I don't wake up.... well, even better.